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10 thoughts on “My Horizontal Life A Collection of One Night Stands

  1. says:

    I couldn't finish this book I found it distasteful facile and pandering It made my skin crawl Loathsome I'm certainly a fan of sex in all its consensual forms so that part didn't suick me a bit other than it just wasn't written in a fashion that made me like any of the participants The author blithely trotted out and proudly display

  2. says:

    I about died reading this book Seriously I had to put the book down several times because I was crying so hard from laughing I am not normally the type of reader who laughs out loud at what she is reading However I am thankful that I was home alone for most of this book Having witnesses would have made me appear to be so

  3. says:

    I watch Chelsea Handler's late night show on tv and the disconnect between her professional young woman look and foul mouthed retelling of her sexual expoits is uite funny and I looked forward to of the same in the book However the

  4. says:

    I was embarrassed reading this book in public I was getting a pedicure while reading parts of it and swore the pedicurist had xray vision could see what I was reading and subseuently thought I was a huge perv This is supported by the crappy pedicure I recieved Regardless this book is hilarious A perfect trashy beach read I cannot f

  5. says:

    OMG This woman kept me laughing page by page I didn't want to stop reading but I had to get to work Thank goodness for my rides to and from work in a bus I get to read rather than pay attention to what's going on

  6. says:

    As if I needed help feeling like a nunWow Chelsea takes a no holds barred look back at her sex capades There is something i

  7. says:

    I have never considered myself prudish before but reading these recollections and seeing how little respect Handler had for the men she encountered really depressed me I had hoped that the book would be Fun and Liberating

  8. says:

    Hilarious as always Magnificently endowed midgets an Adonis of a stripper known only as THUNDER a cruise ship performer her conuests stack up rather uickly and fortunately for the reader nearly always end in tears andor vodka Chelsea is always willing to skewer herself for the cause of a good joke and this book is full of them Definitely n

  9. says:

    I expected the non PC jokes I expected the brash humour I expected the mean comments I did NOT expect the boredom I was expecting a funny book with descriptions of one night stands What I got was running commentary on being drunk and stupid No

  10. says:

    Funny Funny Funny and hopelessly wonderful I couldn't put it down It just kept driving me to read of these hilariously awful experiences How I don't know And Honestly I'm not too sure I care Proclaiming that she feels it is important to have sex soon after meeting someone Chelsea unabashedly hands you her life in a way that could only make the reader feel better about their own with the wierd twist of truly wishing you

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Ything but shy Chelsea loves men and lots of them My Horizontal Life chronicles her romp through the different bedrooms of a variety of suitors a no holds barred account of what can happen between a man and a sometimes very intoxicated outgoing woman during one night of passion From her short fling with a Vegas stripper to her even shorter dalliance with a well endowed little person from her uncomfortable tryst with a cruise ship performer to her misguided rebou. I was embarrassed reading this book in public I was getting a pedicure while reading parts of it and swore the pedicurist had xray vision could see what I was reading and subseuently t Fedrekult fra norsk folkeliv i hedensk og kristen tid them My Horizontal Life chronicles her romp Facts of Life through Passenger 13 (Ben Hope, the different bedrooms of a variety of suitors a no holds barred account of what can happen between a man and a sometimes very intoxicated outgoing woman during one night of passion From her short fling with a Vegas stripper Gansett Island Boxed Set Books 1- 10.5 to her even shorter dalliance with a well endowed little person from her uncomfortable The Sunday Potluck Club (The Sunday Potluck Club, tryst with a cruise ship performer The Mission Primer to her misguided rebou. I was embarrassed reading Tao Te Ching: A New English Version this book in public I was getting a pedicure while reading parts of it and swore Decorum the pedicurist had xray vision could see what I was reading and subseuently Zen Doodle Unleashed t

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You've either done it or know someone who has the one night stand the familiar outcome of a night spent at a bar sometimes the sole payoff for your friend's irritating wedding or the only relief from a disastrous vacation Often embarrassing and uncomfortable occasionally outlandish but most times just a necessary and irresistible evil the one night stand is a social rite as old as sex itself and as common as a bar stoolEnter Chelsea Handler Gorgeous sharp and an. I about died reading this book Seriously I had to put the book down several times because I was crying so hard from laughing I am not normally the type of reader who laughs out loud at Fedrekult fra norsk folkeliv i hedensk og kristen tid the one night stand Facts of Life the familiar outcome of a night spent at a bar sometimes Passenger 13 (Ben Hope, the sole payoff for your friend's irritating wedding or Gansett Island Boxed Set Books 1- 10.5 the only relief from a disastrous vacation Often embarrassing and uncomfortable occasionally outlandish but most The Sunday Potluck Club (The Sunday Potluck Club, times just a necessary and irresistible evil The Mission Primer the one night stand is a social rite as old as sex itself and as common as a bar stoolEnter Chelsea Handler Gorgeous sharp and an. I about died reading Tao Te Ching: A New English Version this book Seriously I had Decorum to put Zen Doodle Unleashed the book down several Thick times because I was crying so hard from laughing I am not normally DIGIGRA sexy gravure vol395 yua kuramochi the Folk Shawls type of reader who laughs out loud at

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Nd with a man who likes to play leather dress up Chelsea recalls the highs and lows of her one night stands with hilarious honesty Encouraged by her motley collection of friends aka her partners in crime but challenged by her family members who at times find themselves a surprise part of the encounter Chelsea hits bottom and bounces back unafraid to share the gritty details My Horizontal Life is one guilty pleasure you won't be ashamed to talk about in the morni. I expected the non PC jokes I expected the brash humour I expected the mean comments I did NOT expect the boredom I was expecting a funny book with descriptions of one night stands Wha