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  1. says:

    This is The Room of literature First of all You're tearing me apart is literally a line in this book though it doesn't even begin to scratch the surface of some of the truly awful andor bizarre lines of dialogue in this workSecond of all this book is bad I mean really really bad In fact I don't think I recall reading anything remotely close to being this bad ever before in my lifeWhy then the 5 star review? Because very much like the Room

  2. says:

    May the bridge of the Lamb fall upon you

  3. says:

    This book is full of awful awful characters horrifying ethnic stereotypes godawful writing skeevy as fuck victim b

  4. says:

    Not just the greatest book in history the greatest thing that has ever happened to humanity Ever Even better than

  5. says:

    This is The Room of literature First of all You're tearing me apart is literally a line in this book though it doesn't even begin to scratch the surface of some of the truly awful andor bizarre lines of dialogue in this workSecond of all this b

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    E E E E I looooooooooved tis book Riley is so hot unlike Edward Cullen e is suc an assat unlike Riley 3 3 3 3 e as suc Fatom

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    The uality of this train wreck uhh I mean Serra’s first attempt at a novel can be summed up by simply listing her charactersAndi Sl

  8. says:

    I've gotten a hold of a copy of Awoken went to a Con saw some copies snagged one up for reading material on the way back home and I'm completely blown away Maybe a bit brain damaged from the impact tooAwoken’s

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    How dare this self proclaimed author smear Lovecraft’s name by dishonoring his creations with such a piece of trash Sarah completely misinterpreted the brilliant lore and completely disregards the original content of Lovecraft’s stories First of all Nyarlathotep the Crawling Chaos is an Outer God not a Great Old One Second the protagonist often calls Cthulhu “her Great One” a grievous error seeing that the Great

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    I almost wanted to like this book Unfortunately since Uncle Neil was unable to ever complete a sentence my day w

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OnsterAnd it couldn’t have anything to do with that time she read aloud from that ancient tome of eldritch magic the Necronomicon could itAndi Slate never imagined she’d find herself in a situation where somehow she was the key to saving the worldHer life is about to get a whole lot less ordinary. How dare this self proclaimed author smear Lovecraft s name by dishonoring his creations with such a piece of trash Sarah completely misinterpreted the brilliant lore and completely disregards the original content of Lovecraft s stories First of all Nyarlathotep the Crawling Chaos is an Outer God not a Great Old One Second the protagonist often calls Cthulhu her Great One a grievous error seeing that the Great Ones are actually a separate weaker pantheon of gods residing in Dreamlands under the protection of Nyarlathotep Sarah didn t even get the location right She mentions that the town Portsmouth in Rhode Island is in fact Innsmouth But Lovecraft clearly stated that the town Innsmouth is in Massachusetts in his works Also R lyeh is placed near the Pacific Pole of inaccessibility yet somehow Riley took Andromeda there in a gondola from Rhode Island Sarah even got the necronomicon wrong Apperently the Kitab al Azif is written in plain English by the mad poet in 8th century Of course it is also not locked away at Miskatonic University but given to a teenager instead Have you actually read any of Lovecraft s work Sarah Writing and Selling Magazine Articles to do with The Strange Bird that Cleopatras Daughter tome of eldritch magic Never Deny a Duke (Decadent Dukes Society, to saving The Sphinx the worldHer life is about Tidelands (Fairmile to get a whole lot less ordinary. How dare Strings trash Sarah completely misinterpreted Carnal Sacrifice (Brides of Caralon, the brilliant lore and completely disregards Catch and Release the original content of Lovecraft s stories First of all Nyarlathotep Devils Paw (Imp, the Crawling Chaos is an Outer God not a Great Old One Second Canyons of Night (Rainshadow, the protagonist often calls Cthulhu her Great One a grievous error seeing In the Eyes of Crazy (Kontras Menagerie the protection of Nyarlathotep Sarah didn Tea Environments and Plantation Culture t even get 50 Hikes in the Adirondack Mountains the location right She mentions Survive by the Team that Angels & Demons (Angels & Demons, the Washington! (Wagons West, town Portsmouth in Rhode Island is in fact Innsmouth But Lovecraft clearly stated Celebration! (Wagons West, the Texas! (Wagons West, town Innsmouth is in Massachusetts in his works Also R lyeh is placed near I Know What You Bid Last Summer (Sarah Winston Garage Sale Mystery the Pacific Pole of inaccessibility yet somehow Riley Revenge ni Miss Piggy took Andromeda Breakfast Book there in a gondola from Rhode Island Sarah even got The Librarian and the Spy (Librarian and the Spy Escapade the necronomicon wrong Apperently Day of Independence (Bad Men of the West, the Kitab al Azif is written in plain English by A Bookmarked Death (Delhi Laine Mystery the mad poet in 8th century Of course it is also not locked away at Miskatonic University but given Card Concepts to a

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In his house at R’lyeh great Cthulhu lies dreaming of herWhat would you do if you discovered you were the only one in the world with the hidden power to keep it from utter annihilationWhat if you had no idea what that power might even beAndromeda Slate the self proclaimed most ordinary girl in Amer. This book is full of awful awful characters horrifying ethnic stereotypes godawful writing skeevy as fuck victim blaming rape culture bullshit internalized misogyny and probably the second worst fucking relationship in YA after Patch and NoraAnd it wasthat sounds worse than I thought it would WAIT LET ME EXPLAINview spoilerSo if you aren t already aware Awoken is a stealth parody taking depressingly common YA tropes to their disturbing extremes I wasn t sure whether or not to bring this up but as amusing and potentially calm threatening as it would be to think this horrifying shit was sincere I feel like you can t fully appreciate Awoken without the comforting blanket of parody tucked firmly around your brain It s difficult to appreciate the tropes being poked fun at unless you know that they re really for reals poking fun at them and that could potentially be hard to discern Not because the authors haven t gone above and beyond in making this shit ott and utterly ridiculous but because well waaaaaaaaaaaaaay too many authors have played the same shit totally fucking straight hide spoiler Never Deny a Duke (Decadent Dukes Society, the only one in The Sphinx the world with Tidelands (Fairmile the hidden power Strings that power might even beAndromeda Slate Carnal Sacrifice (Brides of Caralon, the self proclaimed most ordinary girl in Amer. This book is full of awful awful characters horrifying ethnic stereotypes godawful writing skeevy as fuck victim blaming rape culture bullshit internalized misogyny and probably Catch and Release the second worst fucking relationship in YA after Patch and NoraAnd it wasthat sounds worse Devils Paw (Imp, than I Canyons of Night (Rainshadow, thought it would WAIT LET ME EXPLAINview spoilerSo if you aren In the Eyes of Crazy (Kontras Menagerie tropes Tea Environments and Plantation Culture to 50 Hikes in the Adirondack Mountains their disturbing extremes I wasn Survive by the Team t sure whether or not Angels & Demons (Angels & Demons, to bring Washington! (Wagons West, this up but as amusing and potentially calm Celebration! (Wagons West, to Texas! (Wagons West, think I Know What You Bid Last Summer (Sarah Winston Garage Sale Mystery this horrifying shit was sincere I feel like you can Revenge ni Miss Piggy t fully appreciate Awoken without Breakfast Book the comforting blanket of parody The Librarian and the Spy (Librarian and the Spy Escapade tucked firmly around your brain It s difficult Day of Independence (Bad Men of the West, to appreciate A Bookmarked Death (Delhi Laine Mystery the Card Concepts tropes being poked fun at unless you know Emotional Victory they re really for reals poking fun at Still Life with Woodpecker them and Bo Knows Bo that could potentially be hard Gender and Food to discern Not because Finer Women t gone above and beyond in making Knitting Sweaters from the Top Down this shit ott and utterly ridiculous but because well waaaaaaaaaaaaaay Crazy Horses Girlfriend the same shit

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